Unbelievable Hotel in Norena, Spain: Hotel Cruz de la Victoria Awaits!
Unbelievable Hotel in Norena, Spain: Hotel Cruz de la Victoria Awaits!
Unbelievable Hotel in Norena, Spain: Hotel Cruz de la Victoria Awaits! - A Rambling, Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups! I’ve just emerged from the Hotel Cruz de la Victoria in Norena, Spain, and I'm still processing the sheer…unbelievable-ness of it all. This isn't your sanitized travel blog post; this is the raw, unfiltered truth, warts and all (and believe me, even the warts were probably thoroughly sanitized).
First things first: Accessibility. Listen, I'm not exactly a wheelchair user myself (thank heavens!), but I did notice the effort. Wheelchair accessible facilities are genuinely present, not just a box ticked. There's an elevator, and the public areas seemed navigable. But here's the kicker – and this is where the real-world experience kicks in - during a particularly rambunctious breakfast buffet, I did see a staff member gracefully navigate a Facilities for disabled guests using a wheelchair to assist. It was a moment of genuine hospitality. Score one for humanity!
Okay, let’s get to the good stuff: Cleanliness and Safety. Oh my word, are they serious about this! Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Triple-check. I saw Staff trained in safety protocol everywhere. They were practically beaming with sanitizer. I wouldn’t be surprised if they offered it as a perfume option. And the kicker? You can actually request a Room sanitization opt-out. That's the kind of trust I appreciate.
The Dining, drinking, and snacking situation? Whew. Where do I begin? Well, the Breakfast [buffet]… it was legendary. And I say "legendary" not in a hyperbolic travel writer way, but in a "I'm still dreaming of those churros" kind of way. I may or may not have snuck a few extra for the road. And this Breakfast [buffet] also offers Asian breakfast options! I tried, being a picky eater, and they were amazing! Plus, the staff was so nice. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a life-saver with my jet lag. There are also many Restaurants, the biggest of them being a Vegetarian restaurant!
Now, about the Spa/sauna situation. Let me tell you, after a long day of, you know, being there, I needed some serious R&R. They had Sauna, Steamroom, and a Spa. I opted for the Body wrap. It was… intense. My skin felt like a newborn's after. The Pool with view was also a big plus - I spent some time there, it was just amazing. I will say from my experience, it’s a bit of a sensory overload, but in the best sort of way.
Internet access? Yes, thankfully. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be. I needed to check my emails, update my Instagram, and, you know, generally remain tethered to the digital world. I was also relieved to see Wi-Fi in public areas. Very convenient.
Things to do, ways to relax. Well, the Fitness center looked… intimidatingly well-equipped (I'm more of a "walk around and eat" type of person). They offer Massage, Body scrub, and the aforementioned Body wrap, so you can really indulge.
The Services and conveniences are abundant. Air conditioning in public area is a necessity in Spain, and they provided it. Daily housekeeping kept things sparkling. The Concierge was a lifesaver for getting directions and, you know, dealing with my questionable Spanish. They even have a Gift/souvenir shop, which is dangerous and a great idea.
My room? Oh, the room. They have Non-smoking rooms, the best thing ever. I got a room with Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, and the list goes on. They also have Seating area and a Sofa. I especially appreciated the Complimentary tea and Free bottled water. I felt like royalty.
And for the kids? Family/child friendly it is! And they have Babysitting service.
Getting around. You can use the Taxi service and Car park [free of charge].
Overall: This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. It's well-cleaned, packed with options, and the staff are friendly and professional.
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P.S. Trust me, those churros are worth the trip alone. Just sayin'.
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Hotel Cruz de la Victoria, Noreña: My (Unfiltered) Journey Through Asturias
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly Photoshopped Instagram travelogue. This is real life. This is me, a slightly-overwhelmed-but-mostly-delighted human, navigating the backroads of Asturias and specifically, the charming, slightly-quirky Hotel Cruz de la Victoria in Noreña. Prepare for the unexpected!
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Gratification (and the Search for a Decent Coffee)
- 14:00 - Arrival: Whew! After what felt like an eternity of flights and train changes, I finally arrive at the Hotel Cruz de la Victoria. The website promised a "charming, family-run establishment," and honestly? It's more charming than I anticipated. The building is this lovely, slightly-worn terracotta color, with window boxes overflowing with geraniums. It's already way more picturesque than my expectations, which is a HUGE win. The reception is… well, let's just say "efficient." No fawning, just a quick check-in, and a key that feels straight out of a James Bond movie (the old, clunky kind, not the fancy digital ones).
- 14:15 - Room Reconnaissance: My room! Okay, it's not palatial, but it's clean, the bed looks comfy, and the view? Glorious. I'm overlooking a cobbled street and a church spire. Score! The only minor snag is the coffee situation. There's a Nespresso machine, but no pods are provided. And the nearest café? Let's just say, the quest for a decent caffeine fix begins.
- 15:00 - Noreña Exploration (Coffee Edition): Ah, the trials and tribulations of travel! After leaving the Hotel, I'm on a mission: find coffee. Noreña is tiny. It's the kind of place where everyone seems to know everyone else. The search leads me down a few dead ends, past some delightful little shops (charcuterie heaven! Seriously), and finally, a bustling little bar. Ordered a "café con leche." Verdict: Acceptable. Not mind-blowing, but the desperation has been satiated.
- 16:00 - Back to Base & a Moment of Serenity: Back to the hotel to rest. The world is spinning, and I have to regroup. The walk back to my room, I noticed how quiet the street always is. How simple the life there should be.
- 18:00 - Dinner! And Maybe a Glass of Something Local? The hotel's restaurant. I'm hoping for some AMAZING Asturian cuisine. Fingers crossed! I'm open to suggestions.
Day 2: The Foodie Fantasia & a Slightly Intense Church Visit
- 08:00 - Breakfast Bliss (and a Coffee Victory!): The breakfast at the hotel is the best part! Fresh pastries, local cheeses, and (Hallelujah!) actual coffee. I practically inhaled it. I'm also trying to communicate with the staff, which is hilarious. My Spanish is… basic, let's say. They are very patient, though.
- 09:00 - Noreña Market: Down to the local market I went. I am completely lost in my thoughts! The smells, the people… I want to buy everything. I didn't, but I was tempted. It's a sensory overload in the best possible way, and I'm definitely picking up some snacks for later.
- 11:00 - The Church of Saint Michael: Okay, deep breaths. I'm pretty sure I wandered into a historical landmark. A massive church with stained-glass windows that honestly brought a tear to my eye. The architecture is incredible, and I swear I could feel the history radiating from the stones. It was a little intense, to be honest. I'm not particularly religious, but the sheer scale and detail were overwhelming. I found myself whispering to the echoes.
- 13:00 - Lunch & the Sidra Experience: The Second Dinner: I went back the charcuterie, and bought some food. And, of course, a bottle of Sidra. Which, if you don’t know, is what's known as Spanish cider. The process. Oh, the process! It needs to be poured from a rather tall height into the glass to oxygenate it. I tried to learn, but failed miserably. I looked more like an accident prone octopus than a Spanish cider master. Dinner was the same: more Sidra. I have never felt so full. But I am happy.
- 16:00 - Rest and Relaxation: Back to the room to digest my food for a while.
- 18:00 - Dinner: The hotel's restaurant serves a set menu of Spanish food. Well it was worth it: Delicious!
Day 3: Farewell Noreña, for Now, and a Moment of Existential Dread (Maybe?!)
- 09:00 - Breakfast: Another glorious breakfast, fueling my departure.
- 10:00 - Quick Last Walkabout: One last stroll through Noreña. I want to burn it into my memory. I'm feeling a strange mix of sadness and calm. The town has a way of slowing you down, of forcing you to be present.
- 11:00 - Checkout: After a final coffee (yes, still on the coffee hunt), I check out. The staff is friendly, even if we’re not fluent in each other's languages. A warm farewell and a promise to return.
- 12:00 - Departure: Leaving Noreña and the Hotel Cruz de la Victoria. The drive is beautiful, the Asturian landscape rolling and green. Now I'm heading to Covadonga. This will be an adventure, I'm sure. There's travel ahead, a mix of excitement and (maybe) a touch of underlying anxiety. This whole trip has been a lot, and yet, I would gladly do it all over again.
Final Thoughts:
The Hotel Cruz de la Victoria? It’s not perfect. It doesn’t have a pool, the WiFi is sketchy, and the coffee situation is borderline tragic. But it’s honest, it's charming, and the location is perfect for exploring Noreña and the surrounding area. It’s a place that feels real, where you can slow down, breathe deep, and connect with a different pace of life. It’s a place that, despite its imperfections, I will remember fondly. And I'm already dreaming of returning. Perhaps with a suitcase full of decent coffee pods.
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Okay, seriously, what *is* the deal with Cruz de la Victoria? Is it actually…unbelievable?
Unbelievable? Well, that depends. Let me put it this way: after a week there, I was seriously considering buying property in Noreña. Seriously. It’s not the sleek, sterile kind of ‘unbelievable’ you see in travel magazines with airbrushed photos. It's the kind of "unbelievable" that comes from genuine charm, a total disregard for the rules, and a healthy dose of Asturian magic. Think of it like a perfectly imperfect painting – the imperfections are what make it really, truly *amazing*. So, yes, I guess you could say it's unbelievable.
What are the rooms like? Are they… clean? I'm a germaphobe, you know…
Alright, so, the rooms… cleanish. Look, let's be honest, it's not a hospital. But *clean enough*. My room, a tiny little thing with a balcony overlooking… well, mostly the back of a building, was charmingly cluttered. Think antique furniture that's seen better days but has so much character it makes you want to hug it. The bathroom? Functional. The shower pressure was a bit… erratic. One minute it's a gentle drizzle, the next you're practically being power-washed. But hey, it adds to the experience, right? And there was a *ginormous* bottle of shampoo – like, seriously, you could’ve washed a small dog in it. I think that’s a plus. Don't be surprised if you see a few spiders as these are common in Norena but are harmless!
The food… tell me about the food! Is it all *paella* and tourist traps?
Okay, the food. OH. MY. GOD. Seriously, prepare to undo that top button. I’m not a "foodie," but I know good food when I taste it. The hotel restaurant, which is also the town's main hang-out, is incredible. Forget paella (though you *can* get it). Think hearty stews, fresh seafood, the most amazing empanadas I’ve ever had (and I'm not kidding), and endless plates of local cheeses and cured meats. And the *sidra* (cider)! They pour it from a height – it’s like a performance art. You HAVE to try the fabada (Asturian bean stew). My first bite? Bliss. Literally. I could feel my soul smiling. Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic, but it was THAT good. And the best part? It all feels so authentic, so *Noreña*. It's not just food, it's an experience.
The staff. I worry about staff. Are they grumpy? Do they speak English?
The staff… Ah, the staff! They are the heart and soul of the Cruz de la Victoria. Expect warmth, genuine smiles, and (mostly) passable English. Look, there might be a language barrier now and then. My Spanish is… let's just say it's enthusiastic but not always accurate. But they'll try their best. One morning, I tried to order a coffee. Ended up with a glass of milk. We all just laughed. It was adorable. And a few times. They are kind, welcoming, and really seem to enjoy their jobs. There's a certain chaos that runs throughout that is very comforting and welcoming. Don't be afraid to ask about things, even if it starts with a confused look and a lot of hand gestures. They will always try and help.
What is there to *do* in Noreña? Besides eat… which I definitely plan to do a *lot* of.
Okay, so Noreña isn't exactly buzzing with nightclubs and adrenaline-pumping activities. (Thank GOD, honestly). It's all about slowing down, breathing in the fresh air, and soaking up the Asturian vibe. There are lovely walks, little shops, and beautiful churches nearby. Spend a day wandering the charming cobblestone streets. Visit the local market – it's a riot of colour and smells. But honestly? The best part is just *being*. Find a café, order a coffee (or maybe a *sidra*), and watch the world go by. Seriously, just chill. You *need* this after a long day of doing absolutely nothing. It's a perfect base for doing absolutely nothing but relaxing. I do recommend you visit the town of Gijon. It's a great stop for a day trip.
Okay, let's get real. What was the *worst* part of staying at the Cruz de la Victoria?
Alright, the worst part... hmm. I guess I'd have to say the parking. It was a nightmare. Finding a spot on the narrow, winding streets of Noreña felt like winning the lottery. I circled for what felt like an hour one day, muttering under my breath about medieval planning regulations. Eventually, I parked a mile away. But even THAT was part of the experience. And honestly, after all the amazing food, a little extra walking was probably a good thing, right? I also was not sure about the wifi: it was spotty at best.
Should I stay there? Is it worth it?
YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES! If you're looking for a perfectly polished, cookie-cutter hotel experience, then this isn't for you. If, however, you're looking for something genuine, something authentic, something with character, charm, and some of the best food you'll eat in your life… then book it *now*. Go there. You won't regret it. It was the most unexpected, most delightful, most *real* vacation I've taken in years. Just… go. And tell them I sent you. (But don't tell them I complained about the parking...shhh). Seriously, go. You'll thank me later. I'm still dreaming of that Fabada and the sound of the cider being poured from a great height. You could say that the hotel is my happy place.
Okay, one final thing. Give me a specific, weird, unforgettable moment.
Alright, buckle up. One night, I was enjoying a particularly delicious plate of grilled octopus at the hotel restaurant. The place was buzzing, lively, the laughter and conversation reaching a crescendo. I was happily lost in my food euphoria. Suddenly, a huge, boisterous group of locals burst through the door, singing and clapping. They proceeded to do a traditional Asturian dance,World Wide Inns
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