Escape to Paradise: Tanaga CoLiving Bali Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Tanaga CoLiving Bali Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Tanaga CoLiving Bali Awaits! – My Chaotic Confession About Actually Living It
Okay, let's be real. When I saw "Escape to Paradise: Tanaga CoLiving Bali Awaits!" I rolled my eyes a little. Bali? CoLiving? Sounded a bit too much like an Instagram influencer's fever dream. But, I'd been promised a break from the soul-crushing monotony of staring at a PowerPoint deck, so I figured, why not? Turns out, this place, this Tanaga CoLiving Bali, it’s not what I expected. And that's a good thing. A really, really good thing.
First, the Accessibility… (Because, Let's Face It, That Matters)
Look, I'm not disabled, but I've traveled with people who are. And the devil's in the details, right? So, I paid attention. Elevators are a must in a co-living space pretending to be a paradise. Check. No stairs everywhere? Praise be! Facilities for disabled guests are on the list, so I assume they have the right ramp and room situation. It's not clearly screaming "wheelchair accessible" everywhere, so… future note to ask specifically. But, generally speaking, I didn't trip over anything in the hallways, and that's half the battle.
Okay, Let's Get to the REAL Stuff (Because, Food!)
Food. This is where my inner critic (and my stomach) come to life. And Tanaga, bless their Balinese hearts, they get food.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Symphony of Flavor (Mostly)
- Restaurants: Plural! This is key. I'm not a fan of the same-old, same-old. They mention Asian cuisine, International cuisine, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine… and the Breakfast [buffet] looked like a vibrant sunrise. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was actually decent – which is not a given.
- Happy Hour: Don't mind if I do! Finding that first Bintang on a scorching Bali afternoon is a spiritual experience.
- Snack Bar: Essential. For those late-night cravings (and existential crises).
- Room Service [24-hour]: Genius. Because, sometimes, you just need a burger at 3 AM while battling jet lag.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Because you know, sometimes, you're hangry, and just look at that plate, what is the arrangement? More is always better.
Anecdote alert! One morning, I stumbled into the breakfast buffet looking like a zombie. The Asian breakfast caught my eye (because, dumplings!). The buffet had the usual suspects, but they had these little bowls of spiced something-or-other that… oh my god. I'm still dreaming about them. And the coffee? Not burnt. A miracle!
The Cleanliness & Safety Dance (Because, You Know, We Live In a Post-Covid World)
Okay, so health and safety. Post-pandemic is real, right? And Tanaga seems to be taking it seriously.
- Top Marks: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol. Okay, they're practically building a germ-proof fortress. Not a bad thing.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Always a good idea.
- Safe dining setup: Well, that's just considerate.
Wellness & Relaxation (Because, Hello Bali!)
This is where Tanaga really shines. It's not just a place to crash; it’s a place to melt… in a good way.
- The Spa Experience: Forget your worries in the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa or Spa/sauna, Steamroom, the list goes on.
- Full confession time: I spent a solid afternoon lost in the spa. The Pool with view was the first thing I noticed. The massage? Pure bliss. Afterwards, I was so relaxed I could barely form a coherent sentence. Worth. Every. Penny.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: For those "I swear I'll work out on vacation" types. (I might have peeked. Looked pretty decent.)
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Because, Bali. Do yourself a favor.
Internet Access, Because, Work! (Ugh)
Despite the promise of paradise, I had to, you know, work. And this is where they actually did pretty well.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah!
- Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas: All good. No annoying buffering during Zoom calls. (Important!)
Things to Do (Beyond Napping)
Okay, so what will you do when your body isn't getting pampered and your butt isn't in front of a computer?
- Things to see: The terrace looked dreamy.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Outdoor venue for special events: You're a digital nomad, you're a socialite or a professional, the space to mingle is there.
The Room Itself: My Little Cocoon
- Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting rooms available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: All the usual stuff, plus some thoughtful extras.
- Confession: I loved the blackout curtains. Bliss!
- The extra-long bed was a life-saver.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
- Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace: They thought of everything.
- Contactless check-in/out: A pandemic win!
For the Kids (And the Kid in You!)
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, Babysitting service: If you happen to have a small human in tow, they seem well-covered!
Security & Safety (Because, Peace of Mind)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms: All the basics, so you can actually relax.
Getting Around (Because, Bali!)
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy peasy.
The Verdict: Should You Book? (Heck Yeah!)
Look, I went in skeptical. But Tanaga CoLiving Bali surprised me. It’s not perfect – no place is. But it's a genuinely lovely place to be. It's clean, safe, the staff are friendly, the food is good, there are so many things to do and you get the freedom to do nothing. It's a sanctuary. It's not just a hotel, it’s a vibe.
So, if you're looking for an escape, a digital nomad's paradise, or just a place to unwind and recharge, book it. Seriously. Before I book it again.
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Ocean City's DREAM BEACH HOUSE: Unbelievable Views & Luxury Await!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're not just planning a trip to Tanaga CoLiving in Bali, we're living it. And trust me, it's gonna be a beautiful, chaotic mess. This is NOT a pristine brochure, this is real.
THE TANAGA TANTRUM & TRANSATLANTIC TREK (Bali or Bust!)
Day 0: Prep Day… aka Panicky Packing & Pre-Trip Paranoia
- Morning: Wake up in my Brooklyn apartment, which looks like a hurricane hit a craft store. Clothes? Check. Sunscreen? Check (probably expired, but we’ll risk it). Passport? Praying to the travel gods it hasn't mysteriously vanished.
- Afternoon: The anxiety creeps in. “Did I remember the outlet adapter? Am I really ready to live out of a backpack for a month? What if I hate Bali? What if… I get eaten by a Komodo dragon? (Yes, still a legitimate fear. Don’t judge.)”
- Evening: My best friend texts: “Remember to pack your dignity.” Great. I already lost that a long time ago. Packing my emergency stash of chocolate and realizing I'm going to be living in a jungle.
Day 1: Arrival - Paradise, Pretty Please Be Real
- Morning: The red eye from JFK, a blurry descent into Ngurah Rai International Airport. The muggy air hits me like a warm, fragrant slap in the face. Whoa. Bali smells like jasmine and exhaust fumes. A heady cocktail!
- Afternoon: Finding the Tanaga driver, a sweet Balinese guy named Wayan. He's got a surfboard rack on the roof, which instantly calms my nerves. The drive! Oh my god, the drive! Crazy scooters weaving through traffic, smiling faces everywhere. It's sensory overload in the best possible way.
- Late Afternoon: Arrive at Tanaga. It's even more gorgeous than the pictures, a collection of bamboo bungalows nestled amongst lush greenery. There's a communal kitchen with a massive table, and a pool that's begging for someone to jump in. I'm already picturing myself lounging with a fresh coconut.
- Evening: Unpack… roughly. My first attempt at hanging up my clothes. The mosquito net, immediately confusing. The sheer bliss of a shower after 24 hours of travel. Dinner with the other residents - a melting pot of digital nomads, surfers, and escape artists. A shared meal, and the feeling of belonging seeps in. Maybe, just maybe, I can handle this.
Day 2: Orientation, Overwhelm & Overeating
- Morning: The welcome breakfast is AMAZING. Fresh fruit, strong coffee, and the most delicious scrambled eggs I’ve ever tasted. Chatting with the other guests, feeling a genuine sense of community. Seriously, is this real life?
- Mid-Morning: A walk around the local area. The overwhelming beauty of the rice paddies. The constant buzz of scooters. The sheer noise of the jungle - it is a cacophony of strange sounds.
- Lunch: The local Warung. The food - Nasi Goreng, Gado-Gado! I’m already obsessed. Feeling bloated but happy.
- Afternoon: Trying to work from my bungalow, but getting distracted by the view. Every leaf, every bird call, is a distraction.
- Late Afternoon: Yoga session by the pool. I'm surprisingly flexible and happy. Realizing how utterly stressed I was.
- Evening: Drinks at sunset with fellow guests. Laughter, plans, and that feeling of connection – like finding your tribe.
Day 3: Scooter Shenanigans & Temple Tantrums… (Just Me, Mostly)
- Morning: Time to rent a scooter! The local guys give the usual spiel. "You good driver?" I try to sound confident, but inside, I'm picturing myself in a ditch.
- Mid-Morning: The scooter! Initial success. Barely. I'm terrified the entire time, but the views are incredible. The rice paddies are a blur of green, the temples are grand.
- Lunch: I stop at a random warung, and the food is delicious. This is going to be a culinary heaven, I think.
- Afternoon: Visiting a temple. It is just SO beautiful, but the heat is intense. The crowds are crazy, and there’s a kid selling trinkets hounding me. I start to get overwhelmed. Realizing I'm probably just tired and grumpy.
- Late Afternoon: Back at Tanaga. I take a nap. Necessary.
- Evening: Dinner and a communal movie night under the stars. Back to the good vibes.
Day 4: Chasing Waterfalls & Unplanned Adventures
- Morning: Waking up excited to explore the waterfalls!
- Mid-Morning: A trip to the Waterfalls. The trek is challenging, but the waterfalls are stunning, and it’s a spiritual experience. The water is so cool and refreshing.
- Lunch: Local Warung near the waterfall. Feeling content and happy.
- Afternoon: The scooter ride back. Some rain, a minor scooter mishap that has me swearing in several languages, followed by laughter. I’m feeling a little more competent.
- Late Afternoon: Back to Tanaga and chatting with a local artist. Getting a sense of the culture from a different perspective.
- Evening: Watching the sunset, a stunning display, and feeling overwhelmingly grateful.
Day 5 - 7: Routine is a Lie (But a Good One)
- Days Overview: My days become a mix of co-working, surfing lessons, exploring different beaches, and trying every single fruit on the market. One day I tried to cook dinner in the communal kitchen, disaster. Burnt rice. The other guests were incredibly kind. The beauty of the place is infectious, and with it, a sense of peace. I also made a friend: An adorable stray dog. One day, I joined a yoga class, and the instructor had me in splits - I couldn't get up. Funny!
Day 8: Kuta Beach – The Tourist Inferno (and Why I Still Love It)
- Morning: Okay, so Kuta. I was warned. But I had to see it. The beach is packed, the vendors are relentless, and the waves are… okay.
- Afternoon: Surfing. I suck. Miserably. But I laugh a lot. Sunburned and salty and full of that joyful exhaustion.
- Evening: Dinner at a beachside cafe, watching the sunset on the horizon. Finding a small moment of peace amidst the chaos. Okay, Kuta isn't that bad.
Day 9: Ubud & the Monkey Forest – Charm and Chaos Unite
- Morning: A day trip to Ubud: a more spiritual, cultural trip. The rice terraces are a photographer's dream and a marvel of engineering. Visiting the famous monkey forest (terrifying and hilarious in equal measure.) Those monkeys are ruthless! They'll steal your glasses in a heartbeat!
- Afternoon: A traditional Balinese massage. Pure bliss.
- Evening: Back to Tanaga, reflecting. Ubud is beautiful, but I am exhausted. The slower pace of Tanaga is calling me home,
Day 10-27: The Rhythm of Bali Begins to Beat
- Days Overview: More surfing, more yoga, more exploring. I get surprisingly good at navigating the scooter routes. I start learning a few basic Indonesian phrases. I discover my favorite warungs. I meet people who become friends. There are off days – days of doubt, days of homesickness, days of just wanting a burger and a quiet night in. But the good days vastly outnumber the bad.
Day 28: The Farewell Feast & Forced Farewell (Or So I Think)
- Morning: The melancholy creeps in. I spent a month here. It's time to pack. A feeling of sadness.
- Afternoon: A farewell dinner with everyone. Sharing stories, laughing, making promises to stay in touch. There's genuine connection here, a real sense of family.
- Evening: Packing. I leave more things - a pair of old shoes, some clothes, some notebooks. Realizing I've left a piece of myself here. The goodbye hugs. The tears. The feeling that this place - Tanaga - has changed me somehow.
Day 29: The Journey Home Begins… or Does It?
- Morning: The final goodbyes, the drive to the airport. The familiar wave of post-trip blues. The plane ride.
- Mid-Day: During the long layover I get the notification. A new opportunity. A new job. In Bali.
- Evening: Back on a plane, over the ocean, heading back.
Day 30: Back to Tanaga
- Morning: Back at Tanaga - a different person. I'm a completely changed person.
Final Thoughts (aka, Utterly Disorganized Rambling)
Bali is not perfect. There are bugs, the heat can be brutal, the traffic is insane, and the internet is sometimes sketchy. Things don'
Escape to Paradise: OceanStar B&B, Jeju Island Awaits!
Seriously, "Escape to Paradise"? Is it *actually* paradise, or just, like, a nice-ish place with good Wi-Fi?
Okay, let's get real. "Paradise"? That's marketing speak, people. Look, Tanaga *is* beautiful. The sunsets? Jaw-dropping. Seriously, I actually *gasp* the first time I saw one. Like, full-on air escape from my lungs, a very unattractive sound. The problem is, I think my camera roll is 90% sunset photos. They are amazing. But paradise? It's more like "Paradise-adjacent". It has its flaws, just like, well, every place that exists. I mean, the Wi-Fi *can* be iffy sometimes (don't tell the boss I said that!). And the occasional geckos that think my room is a five-star hotel (they leave droppings. Tiny, annoying droppings). But generally it is a good Wi-fi! However, I was using it at 3 AM, so I wouldn't know that.
What's the deal with the "CoLiving" bit? Am I going to be forced to, like, bond with strangers? Because, honestly, I'm more of a "sit in my room and eat chips" kind of person.
Okay, I hear you. "CoLiving" can sound intense. Like forced small talk and synchronized yoga in the morning. Thankfully, Tanaga is pretty chilled out. Yes, there are communal spaces and events (BBQ nights! Yoga classes! Surf trips!), but nobody is *forcing* you to participate. I was hoping it would be like that, and it actually matched it. Honestly, I was terrified of small talk but it was actually a fun environment. Some people are totally social butterflies that’s like, the most interesting part! And you can just hang out as you want. You can definitely get away with spending most of your time in your room, nursing a hangover, and watching Netflix. NO JUDGEMENT HERE. (Speaking from experience.)
The pictures look *amazing*. Is it all, you know, filtered perfection? What are the rooms *actually* like?
Okay, yes, the photos are gorgeous. But… they're *photos.* The rooms are… comfortable. They're not five-star hotel suites, but they're clean, well-designed, and have everything you need. My room, particularly, had *the* best view, straight to the jungle. When I say jungle, everything is pretty much a jungle. Just don’t expect pristine, everything spotless. It's Bali! Expect a little bit of imperfection. Mine had a tiny leak in the bathroom roof once (which, OK, was a bit annoying when I was trying to take a shower in the morning, but the staff were SUPER helpful and fixed it immediately, the guys were great and even did a bit of small talk), but honestly, it added to the charm. It was a memorable experience. Don't get me started on the bed, it was more than comfy!
Tell me about the food! Is it all, like, healthy smoothie bowls and avocado toast, or are there some real indulgences?
Okay, the food. This is CRUCIAL. Yes, there are healthy options. Endless smoothie bowls, fresh fruit, and all sorts of healthy things you can *convince* yourself you're eating for your health. But, and HEAR ME OUT, there's also amazing Indonesian food available. Seriously, I'm still dreaming about the nasi goreng I had there. It's the perfect blend of spicy, sweet, salty, and delicious. I can eat that every day, and I swear I nearly cried when I had to leave the island. There’s also some nice Western fair there if you want to grab a pizza, you can do that, too. If you're a foodie, you're winning, and I think I gained a few pounds, which is awesome.
What's the most annoying thing about staying at Tanaga? Be brutally honest!
Okay, the most annoying thing? Hmm… let me think… It was probably the mosquitos. They LOVE me. I swear, I'm allergic to the things. I ended up looking like I had the chicken pox, even with the spray. Even though I hated it, I actually had a pretty good experience. Getting some medication was alright, and I was able to go back out after. Other than that, it was pretty smooth sailing. Oh! I also have to take another photo of the sunset. Wait… I have to see, is it worth it, because I'm not trying to add another… Ugh, another photo of a sunset.
Should I go?! Really, should I?
YES. Absolutely, unequivocally yes. Even with the potential for mosquito bites, the questionable wifi sometimes, and the slightly imperfect rooms, Tanaga is an amazing experience. It's not perfect. It's real. You'll meet incredible people, have experiences you'll never forget, and probably take a million photos of sunsets. It's a chance to step out of your comfort zone, or to just, you know, relax and do nothing. If you're looking for a truly unique experience, definitely check it out. Just… pack the mosquito repellent. And my recommendation? Just do it.
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