Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments: Breathtaking Sea Views Await!
Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments: Breathtaking Sea Views Await!
Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments: Breathtaking Sea Views Await! - A Review (with a Side of Chaos)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to unload on you my experience at Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments. They say "Breathtaking Sea Views Await!" and, well, they're not wrong. But honestly, getting there? That's a different story…
First off, the view. Oh, the view. Seriously, it's postcard-worthy. I sat on my balcony, probably for an unhealthy amount of time, just staring. The water, the boats, the seagulls squawking their endless opinions… it's pure Cornish magic. It makes you forget, for a blissful moment, about the existential dread of having too much email. And isn't that what a holiday is all about?
Accessibility & "Getting In" Goodness (and Maybe a Slight Struggle):
Now, getting to this vista? That's where things get a little, shall we say, "character-building." I appreciate that they list "Facilities for disabled guests," but I didn't experience it personally so I can't speak directly to the actual implementation. The listing also mentions "Car park [free of charge]" and "Car park [on-site]" which is great, because driving in Cornwall is basically a high-stakes game of chicken with tractors…or was that just me? And the "Elevator" is a definite plus, especially if you're lugging suitcases the size of small cars.
Wi-Fi & Tech Stuff: Keeping Connected (or Not, Depending on Your Mood):
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they boast. And it is free. And it is in the rooms. And…it's…well, it's Wi-Fi. Let's just say I spent more time reconnecting than actually surfing. But hey, maybe that's a good thing. Forced digital detox, anyone? I guess a strong Wi-Fi is a nice thing to have while I was trying to look for airport transfer so I would not be late for my flight.
Cleanliness & Safety: Putting My Trust…Mostly…In a Stranger:
Okay, so Cleanliness and Safety: are HUGE right now, right? And Looe's BEST seems to understand this. I saw those "Anti-viral cleaning products" in action, and the "Daily disinfection in common areas" seemed legit. The "Room sanitization opt-out available" is a nice touch – though, honestly, after the rollercoaster of the journey here, I was absolutely fine with those rooms getting a power wash. They offer "Hand sanitizer" galore and the staff seemed pretty knowledgeable about "Staff trained in safety protocol". They also offer "First aid kit" and "Doctor/nurse on call".
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Holiday Beast:
Now, this is where things get interesting. There's no "On-site accessible restaurants/lounges" listed. So, I had to wander into Looe itself for the dining options. The "Breakfast [buffet]" is an area I wished I had taken advantage of. I did see the "Coffee shop" and "Bar", which I definitely made use of. A "Poolside bar" is listed. This is useful if you like to swim and drink. I did not take advantage of this. There's also "Room service [24-hour]," perfect for those late-night (or early-morning) cravings.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Seashore Wonders
They offer a whole host of things to do but I did not take advantage of the Fitness centre, Gym/fitness or, sadly, the Spa options: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. My plan to relax failed.
Services and Conveniences: the Little Things That Matter (Maybe):
"Concierge" – helpful, but probably slightly traumatized by the number of tourists asking the same questions repeatedly. "Cash withdrawal" - very handy, trust me. And the "Luggage storage", blessedly, came to the rescue after that (slightly delayed) train journey. "Daily housekeeping" also was a plus.
For the Kids: Kid-Friendly Fun (or a Moment of Peace for the Adults):
"Babysitting service", "Family/child friendly", "Kids facilities", "Kids meal" – sounds like a haven for the tiny humans, and a potential haven of peace for the grown-ups..
Available in all Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty (and the Actually Useful):
Let's talk about the essentials. "Air conditioning"? Check. "Hair dryer"? Check. "Coffee/tea maker"? Double Check. "Free bottled water"? Bless their hearts, yes. "Internet access – wireless"? You bet. "Mini bar"? Tempting, even though my bank account begs me not to. "Non-smoking"? Also, smart. A "Refrigerator" is a lifesaver for stashing that leftover pasty. I will give it to them that the "Wake-up service" option is quite useful, especially when you're not feeling like your own master.
My Unique Take: Now for the real tea… or more accurately, the lukewarm tea I made because the kettle was slow, and yes, this is a problem. So, even though the room amenities were nice. And even though I went alone, it still feels weird.
The Imperfections? They Make It Real:
Look, it wasn't perfect. The shower pressure wasn't the best (first world problem, I know). The lift sometimes sounded like a dying robot. But honestly, that’s what made it feel real. Because life isn't perfect, and neither is a holiday. And I'm not mad about that.
Verdict & My Call to Action/Offer:
Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments? Yeah, book it. Book it now. But manage your expectations. It's not a flawless five-star experience. It’s life. It's a holiday. It has a cracking a view.
So, here's the deal:
Book Now and Get a Complimentary Bottle of Cornish Cider! (Because, frankly, you'll need it after all that travel). Plus, we'll give you a complimentary upgrade if you are among the first 20 people to book! We appreciate the opportunity to have you at Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments: Breathtaking Sea Views Await! Click Here To Book Your Stay Today!
Come for the view, stay for the slightly-wonky-but-charming experience. You won't regret it. And if you do, well, you’ll be able to complain about it on the balcony. That sea view will make it all better.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly-Instagrammed vacation itinerary. This is my attempt at a Cornish adventure, a love letter to Looe, and a probably-slightly-melodramatic look at a week at Ocean View Apartments. Prepare for the glorious mess.
The Looe Log (aka My Attempt at a Schedule, Subject to Whimsy & Seagull Attacks)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Gratification (aka "The Sea Smells Like Freedom…and Fish")
14:00 (ish): Ferry crossing from Plymouth to Looe (ferry is cancelled, because the wind said so). We arrive at Ocean View Apartments. First impressions? Actually better than the photos. The view? Unbelievable. I nearly wept. (Happy weeping, mind you.) The apartment itself is… well, it's clean-ish. Let's just say my inner Monica Geller is already twitching at a slightly-dusty lampshade.
14:30 - 15:30: Unpack, which translates to "stuff suitcases into the least offensive corners." Decide which mug I'm claiming. (Essential travel decision).
16:00: Walk the East Looe, the sea breeze is so refreshing. It's so beautiful to see the boats and the sea .
17:00: The best fish and chips you've ever had. This is important, I eat my fish and chips.
18:00: Hit the shops. Buy a souvenir.
19:00: Beer watching the sunset.
Evening: My inner critic starts thrumming. Did I pack the right shoes? Am I wearing enough layers? Did I accidentally bring a whole suitcase full of black? (Spoiler alert: probably). I spend an hour staring out at the sea, contemplating the meaning of life, and getting slightly tipsy on the cheap prosecco I smuggled in. The seagulls are LOUD. They are judging me.
Day 2: Beach Blues & Boat Trip Bliss (Possibly with Seasickness)
Morning: Wake up to the sound of seagulls and mild existential dread. Make coffee. Realize I forgot to buy milk. Sigh.
10:00: Attempt to go to the beach. Attempt to build an elaborate sandcastle. Fail miserably. The wind is howling, the sand is EVERYWHERE, and my inner child is weeping. I retreat, defeated, to the apartment, covered in sand and despair. (Note to self: invest in better beach weather luck). The beach is really quiet this time of the day, but the silence is nice.
Afternoon: The Boat trip! I am not the best traveller. I get very seasick. It was totally worth it. The boat captain was wonderfully eccentric, the views were sensational, and I only threw up twice (mostly the Prosecco, let's be honest). I saw a seal! It was probably judging me as much as the seagulls.
Evening: Dinner, this time it was pasta and a movie in the apartment. I think it’s a win.
Day 3: The Looe Loop & Literary Loitering (aka "Get Lost, Get Found, Get Slightly Lost Again")
Morning (still a bit seasick): Attempt a walk, this time a walk back up to the main land, it was so pretty, the plants and trees.
Afternoon: Stroll through the shops, I find a cute dress.
Evening: Dinner at the local pub. I went up and had a really nice conversation. I’m not a real social person, but It was actually a great experience.
**Important Note: **Still no milk. Must. Get. Milk. Tomorrow.
Day 4: Polperro & Port-Side Musings (aka "Coastal Chaos & Chocolate Cake")
Morning: Decide, against all better judgement, to drive to Polperro. The roads are narrow, winding, and seemingly designed by Satan himself. I swear, I aged a decade in that car journey. Arrive slightly traumatized, but also utterly smitten. Polperro is ridiculously charming. The houses are like something out of a fairytale.
Lunch: Find a delightful little bakery in Polperro. Engage in some serious chocolate cake consumption. (This is a mandatory activity. Do not skip.) The world is suddenly a much better place.
Afternoon: Wander around the harbour. I see a boat so I jumped on. it was amazing.
Evening: Back at the apartment, collapse in a heap on the sofa. The drive back was less harrowing this time. Order pizza. Eat pizza. Contemplate the meaning of chocolate cake. Sigh contentedly.
Day 5: Lobster and the Low Tide (aka "Salty Air, Salty Tears")
- Morning: Try to go for a swim, I’m scared of the sea, so I don’t go in.
- Lunch: The best meal. It’s lobster.
- Afternoon: Beach life for the day.
- Evening: Watch the sunset, my holiday is coming to an end and I can’t control the sadness.
Day 6: Packing, Pondering, and Possibly Procrastinating (aka "The Great Escape…Again")
Morning: Attempt to pack. This inevitably involves the "Throw Everything In A Suitcase And Pray It Fits" method. Fail. Repeat.
Midday: One last stroll along the harbour. Buy a postcard I’ll never send. Spend an hour staring at the sea. Consider staying forever. (Spoiler alert: I would.)
Afternoon: Panic buy things I didn't need.
Evening: Final dinner.
Night: Lay in bed and cry.
Day 7: Departure (aka "Goodbye Sea, Hello, Real Life")
- Morning: Actually leave the apartment. Hand back the key. Wave goodbye to the seagulls. Try not to cry. (Fail.)
- Afternoon: The drive back.
- Evening: Home
Final Thoughts (aka My Emotional Debrief):
Looe was a mess. It was glorious. It was full of highs, and lows (mostly caused by the wind and my own indecisiveness). I fell in love with the coast, the colours, the energy of the place. I am definitely coming back. And next time, I'm bringing extra milk. And maybe a seasickness patch. And definitely more chocolate cake. Farewell, Looe. Until next time, you beautiful, slightly-crazy place.
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Looe's BEST Ocean View Apartments: Breathtaking Sea Views Await! - (Maybe... Let's See!)
Okay, spill the beans! Are these "BEST" apartments *really* as good as they sound? Like, REALLY REALLY good?
Alright, alright, settle down! "BEST" is a strong word, isn't it? Look, I'm just a blogger, not a PR machine! I’ll be honest, my expectations going in were sky-high. I saw those photos… the crystal-clear water, the sun-drenched balconies… I was picturing myself, a sophisticated me, sipping a perfectly chilled rosé, looking all smug and content. Reality… well, reality has a funny way of kicking you in the sand sometimes.
Let me tell you about the first apartment. The website? Glorious. The reality? Well, the *view* was indeed breathtaking. Truly. You could see the whole bay, the waves crashing against the rocks… it was gorgeous. But the **stairs**... Oh dear God, the stairs. I swear, they were designed by a sadist. After lugging my suitcase up those things, I felt like I'd run a marathon... and lost. I thought, “Maybe I should have packed lighter. Maybe I should have skipped the extra pair of wedges.” Nah. I needed those wedges. More on that later.
The decor… well, let’s just say it had “character.” Think: nautical knick-knacks, a suspiciously faded painting of a seagull, and a sofa that I'm pretty sure had seen better decades. I spent the first half-hour just… *assessing*. Like, how much can this sofa actually *take*? The kettle whistled like a banshee too, every single time.
What about the views though? The *ocean* views? Was it worth the stair climb of doom?
Okay, here's the truth. Yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. The view… was the thing. The *redeeming* thing. You wake up, fling open those curtains (if you can get them open - mine were a bit sticky!), and BAM! Pure, unadulterated, glorious ocean. The colours, the light... it's mesmerising. I spent hours – *hours* – just staring out the window. I saw dolphins! (Okay, maybe they were just very enthusiastic porpoises. Details, details!) I saw a sunset that literally brought a tear to my eye (I'm not even sure if the kettle was part of that moment or not).
One morning, I was enjoying the breakfast on the balcony. The next thing I know, I hear a little *chirp*, and what do you know? A little bird came to visit me. That was nice. I put some crumbs to feed it, but realized I didn't have the heart to let it. It was nice while it lasted.
So, *everything* wasn't perfect? Shocking! Any specific gripes? (Besides the Staircase of Terror!)
Right, let's be real here. The Wi-Fi was patchy. Like, "dial-up in the 90s" levels of patchy. I had actual withdrawal symptoms. I felt a sort of panic when the signal dropped out. The kettle was a constant source of internal strife, as it was always acting up at the worst moments, like when I had to do work and needed the boost from a cup of tea.
And the noise! During the evening I had to hear the other guests talk and laugh quite loud. I felt like the only one in the apartment complex that wasn't having fun.
And the parking, oh lord, the parking. It was tight. We have a Volvo, and I swear there was a point where I considered getting a smaller car. You have to be a master of the three-point turn.
Now for the important questions: Would you go back? And what would you bring?
Honestly? Yes. Absolutely. Despite the stairs, the dodgy Wi-Fi and the possibly haunted sofa, I would go back in a heartbeat. That view… it got under my skin. It was restorative. It was worth it. (I’m still thinking about the wedges!)
So, what would I bring? A portable Wi-Fi hotspot. Comfy shoes for those stairs. A lot of snacks. And a decent kettle. The most crucial item. And maybe a tiny air horn to scare off the seagulls. And a good book! I had to spend a lot of time staring at the view!
You see, it wasn't about perfection. It was about the moment. Me, the ocean, and the possibility of a dolphin sighting every morning. And that, my friends, is priceless. Well, almost priceless.
Anything *really* memorable happen? You know, spill the tea!
Okay, okay, you want the *really* good stuff? One morning, I woke up (after a particularly dodgy sleep thanks to that squeaky bed!) and there, on my balcony, was a… a whole flock of seagulls. Not just one or two, but a *flock*. They were eyeing up my cereal box like it was the crown jewels. I swore I thought they were talking to each other. Maybe they were. One of 'em even gave me a side-eye! I had to chase them off with a tea towel, which, let me tell you, is not a dignified look first thing in the morning. Still, it made for a good story!
Okay, one last question! What's your final verdict?
Look, the "BEST" label might be a *slight* exaggeration. It's more like... "Pretty Darned Good, With Some Quirks." The apartments aren't five-star luxury. They're charming, in a slightly battered, perhaps slightly-too-nautical kind of way. But those views? They are worth every single, painful stair. Go. Go, and embrace the chaos. Just, pack light… and bring a decent Wi-Fi booster. And maybe earplugs. And definitely a tea towel!
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